Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply.
Title: The End Of The Rope
Pairing: The Joker/Harley Quinn
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The Joker finally cracks a joke that Harley doesn't get the punchline of. And it's not a very good joke either. (I warn you now, this is gonna be pretty angsty.)
Author's Notes: This is my first Joker/Harley fic. I would REALLY appreciate comments. Positive comments are good, of course, but concrit is very much appreciated. And I MEAN concrit. I also know that nothing I ever write will ever be at the level of clownyprincess, who is just phenomenal, but hey, a girl can dream. :D
X-posted to: marcianafics, lady_tavington, jokerxharley

( He is unnervingly quiet, his hands clasped behind his back, his head slightly bowed. He's not moving, but Harley can practically see the wheels in his head turning. There's never a moment where Mister J isn't thinking about something. That's just the way geniuses really are, she guesses. )

Just uploaded my first batch of animated Joker/Harley (Batman: The Animated Series) icons. Took me a couple of days to finish all 11 of them, but I wuv 'em all. :D

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Sources:
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Preview:


( Proof that I am made partly of just a little bit of win. )

Number 7 () is currently in my list. I call it "Is Harley Sorta-Gonna-Hafta-Choka-Jokah?" Because I'm corny that way.

( Only click this cut if you already saw the clip and know what I'm talking about. If you haven't, but want to know, go ahead and click. If you haven't but DON'T want to know, scroll away, nothing to see here... )

If you didn't click, all you really missed is "IN UR GARDENZ, BURNING UR HAUZES."

It's Thursday.

It's raining.

It's 5 minutes to 10am.

Time is going slower than a snail drugged on molasses.

I have a hankering to write fic.

I want to go home. And sleep. Maybe watch some TV. I don't know.

Kanye West's "Heartless" is playing on my cellphone's media player.

Obviously, I've got nothing better to talk about right now.

And my classmate just told me my typing skillz pwn her.

So...all of a sudden today, the speakers on my phone got fixed. They went out again after a while, but then all I had to was give it a bit of a smack, and then they got fixed, and they haven't gone out yet again all day today, as far as I know. So, yay! My phone is fixed. It's slightly kinky, but it's fixed. For now. Hah.

My phone accidentally fell to the ground about a 2 and a half feet. And now the speakers won't work. The sounds of the videos and the music and the ringtones and message tones will only come out through the headset. WONDERFUL. SOOOOOOOOO STUPID.

You have fucked up my MySpace for the last fucking time. You all go straight to hell, and I will laugh heartily as I watch your corpses burn for all eternity.

Why did I only find out about the bandsupergroup Tinted Windows yesterday, when I have been a fan of Taylor Hanson for suuuuuuuuuuuch a long time? OOOOOOOOOMG I NEED ALBUM DOWNLOADS Y'ALL.

(IntarWeb cookies to anyone who can tell me where THAT classic little gem came from. Clue: Nick nick nick ni-nick nick nick.)

Just came back from the "Ako Mismo" (Me, Myself) charity fair and concert. Was there since 2.30pm. Line for the awesome dogtags (which served as the tickets into the venue) was EPIC, as expected. The event was pretty dang cool, lots of stuff to do and sign up for. Concert was very fun too, but we'd been standing since 2.30pm, so we got tired, and we decided to go home in the middle of the main concert with all the popular bands. So meh, but still. Had a lot of fun, took lots of pictures, will be uploading to MySpace and Twitpic (if I can figure it out, XDDDDDDDDDDD). The Hillywood Show's newest Live Blog will be on in a few hours as well, so gotta get some rest for that.

How is everybody else doing?

Missing talking to a few people...Sana...Devlin...::gloom.::...

PS - I think I'm officially addicted to the Phoenix Wright games, all 4 of them (I say 4 because I haven't played the Edgeworth Investigations game yet because we only have it in Japanese because the English version doesn't come out until winter this year and I can't understand Japanese besides I'm only starting the last case in Apollo Justice and OMG LOOK AT ME RAMBLE ON). I would love to cosplay Apollo, or hobo!Phoenix, or Mia, or Ema, or maybe even Diego Armando. That would be way fun.

Thanks to everyone who replied to my previous post, it was all very encouraging, and it made me feel bits better! :D

My parents have been supportive. I'm also trying not to get too depressed now...I walk it off. I like taking long walks with my music in my ears anyway. I lost 5 lbs. yesterday, so that's a start. Slow, but good. I didn't expect a big huge change yet anyway, it's a lot more than I expected, that's for sure. :D

Going to this great event later this afternoon which coincides with the Philippine Independence Day (June 12), so I'll be sure to bring back lots of pics. :D

And to all my fellow Filipinos on LJ, Happy Independence Day!

Hi. My name is Marciana. I stand at 5 foot, 3 inches. And I weigh an earth-shattering 180 lbs., making me obese.

I am fucking HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE. I'm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge. And I hate myself so much right now. I hate me. I hate it, I hate me. Pure, epic hate.

Disclaimer: Usual disclaimers apply.
Title: Playin' Around
Pairing: Centon
Rating: hard R/NC-17
Summary: Randy wears sky blue. John can't take him seriously in it. So he decides to distract himself.
Author's Notes: Nothing much to say here. I must thank to everyone who has stuck arouund my fics, I hope you like this one. It came to me after I saw the May 25 RAW main event, and that little magic moment when Randy turned to look behind him, locked eyes with John and apparently robbed him of all memory that he can move. I swear to God, they're doing it for the fans, they know we love seeing them be GHEI all over the ring. That moment was JUST as magic as The Almost-Blowjob Of 2008 Doom. (Why do I not have that icon here in my fic journal?!) Anyway, leave me reviews, and let me know if I've still got it, or if I've lost it. :D
ALSO: Dear rory_tutorgirl: Plz to be making icons of the aforementioned Look Of LoveSexMagic between John and Randy? Luvya!
X-Posted to: marcianafics, lady_tavington and cenaortonmylove

( Randy likes it when he begs. No, he loves it when John begs. That total surrender of his body to him, the complete keening, the permission to have his way with him. The sheer power of the thought is fucking intoxicating. )


A tiny little gift from me to you guys.
The aforementioned
Centon Eye-lock Of LoveSexMagic 2009

It's Caption fun time!

And since I can't post the picture here, and I'm too lazy to upload it into my Photobucket...

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Snicker, then discuss.

My best friend, who is in the US right now, will be able to buy me my new iPod, yay! It won't be for another 3 weeks, but still, OMGYAY I HAS NEW IPOD. I'll just be depositing my payments into her bank account here in the Philippines, so that won't be a problem at all! OMG, I'm so deliriously happy! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

hibimaosuki: Stupid old Yoda, he could've used the Force to break his fall.
Me: Well...he's old, he forgot.

And then this little gem:

Yoda: Into exile, I must go.
Me: And then Bail Organa says, "...And where the fuck is Exile? And if you think I'm taking you there for free, you got something else comin' to you, buddy."

Oh, and Anakin drop-kicking the crap out of Obi-Wan? I'd say Randy Orton would've been proud, but...no. It was sloppy, and heavy, and he landed on his elbow. XDDDDDDDDDDD

Is it just me, or is it very easy to mishear part of Randy's song as saying, "I hear boyfriends calling"? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDWIN.

So...I have a hankering to write fic. Centon fic, specifically, but also might work in some LegaCena fics, so heh. Also want to update "The Other WWE Champion", which I've always really, really liked. Also, am still working on that Centon hypnosis plotbunny that my good friend Sana once gave me. I'll see what I can do about that.

ALSO: It's now officialy May 22 here in the Philippines, so I can now officially greet rory_tutorgirl a very happy birthday! Hee!

ALSO ALSO: Thanks a million to rotae for the awesome "A&D" vid! If you happen to find some more pretty Ewan, send them my way, won't you? :D

ALSO ALSO ALSO: Watching "Night At The Museum 2" tomorrow, yay! Hank Azaria and Amy Adams in the same movie, whoot.

ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO: KARA DIOGUARDI FTW. Take that, Bikini Bimbo.